‘Boom Boom Boom Boom’ Was About Sex, Grown Woman Realises
A 25 year old woman has only just realised the Vengaboys’ iconic hit was a thinly-veiled euphemism for doing the nasty.
Report Finds Eurovision Fucking RIGGED
Our girl Jess Mauboy sang her heart out, and she finished 20th? Piss off.
“Ah Shit, It’s Mother’s Day” – Nation’s Disorganised Children
57% of Australians forgot, and had to rush to the shops to get a last-minute candle.
Man Live-Tweets Eurovision Like He Has More Than 14 Followers
Twitter user @david53495 posted Eurovision commentary with a somewhat wasted level of enthusiasm.
Beef Farmer’s Nice Legs From All The Calf Raising
A local beef farmer is very skilled at raising his calves, and it’s earned him some fine legs.
Kinky Teacher Likes It In The Pigeon Hole
She’ll let anyone stuff their memo in there.
Yeah The Federal Budget Is Great, But Have You Seen Memes?
While I think it’s important to understand the new Federal Budget, looking at memes is WAY more fun.
Gym Is For Suckers – Real Men Do The Worm
Science says flopping around like a snake on drugs is six times more effective than a traditional workout.
Office Conversationalist Asks How Weekend Was
In a delightfully unexpected move, Jenny from accounting has inquired if everyone had a good weekend.
Entire Nation Forgets About A-League Final
“Oh that was last night? I was watching Season 2 of Frasier on Stan.”