A 25 year old woman has only just realised the Vengaboys’ iconic hit was a thinly-veiled euphemism for doing the nasty.
Our girl Jess Mauboy sang her heart out, and she finished 20th? Piss off.
57% of Australians forgot, and had to rush to the shops to get a last-minute candle.
Twitter user @david53495 posted Eurovision commentary with a somewhat wasted level of enthusiasm.
A local beef farmer is very skilled at raising his calves, and it’s earned him some fine legs.
She’ll let anyone stuff their memo in there.
While I think it’s important to understand the new Federal Budget, looking at memes is WAY more fun.
Science says flopping around like a snake on drugs is six times more effective than a traditional workout.
In a delightfully unexpected move, Jenny from accounting has inquired if everyone had a good weekend.
“Oh that was last night? I was watching Season 2 of Frasier on Stan.”