Local
Boot-Scootin’ Baby Drives Woman Crazy
Her obsession from a western; her dance floor date.
Car Insurance Bill Comes Out Of Bloody NOWHERE
Well, there goes all my money.
Local Man Intentionally Wears Bucket Hat
Why???????
Epileptic Sydneysiders Prepare For Annual Hibernation
For people with epilepsy, Vivid Sydney is Armageddon.
Tech-Savvy Father Sure Hopes Alexa Isn’t A Pervert
His home is smart, but at what cost?
Guy Who Sits Backwards On Trains Also An Avid Serial Killer
A man who intentionally sits on backward-facing train seats enjoys murdering people in his spare time.
Asshole Clothesline Keeps Spinning Slightly While Man Trying To Hang Jeans
The piece of shit just won’t stay still.
Idiot Hears ‘Yanny’
In an audio clip that clearly says ‘Laurel’, some fool is saying they hear ‘Yanny.’
“Ah Shit, It’s Mother’s Day” – Nation’s Disorganised Children
57% of Australians forgot, and had to rush to the shops to get a last-minute candle.