Beef Farmer’s Nice Legs From All The Calf Raising
A local beef farmer is very skilled at raising his calves, and it’s earned him some fine legs.
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Yeah The Federal Budget Is Great, But Have You Seen Memes?
While I think it’s important to understand the new Federal Budget, looking at memes is WAY more fun.
Office Conversationalist Asks How Weekend Was
In a delightfully unexpected move, Jenny from accounting has inquired if everyone had a good weekend.
“Campbelltown Not That Bad,” Says Guy Who Loves Stabbing
The city of Campbelltown gets a pretty bad wrap, but one knife-loving resident has had enough.
IT Graduate Chuffed At Being “Headhunted” On LinkedIn
He received a generic message on LinkedIn from a random recruiter he’s never met, and he’s really quite flattered.
Great; Freshly Washed Water Bottle Tastes Like Soap Now
It started tasting a bit funny, so I washed it. Now it tastes like soap.
Man Guesses Wrong, Gets Moisturiser Instead Of Hand Soap
His hands are still covered in urine, but boy are they soft and silky.
Brave Woman Eats Banana In Public
In an incredible display of girl-balls, a woman has reportedly eaten an entire banana in a crowded, public place.
Study Finds Inverse Correlation Between Steroid Use And Singlet Width
A new study by the University of Sydney has confirmed that the more steroids a person uses, the narrower their singlet preferences become.
Opinion: Poppy Seeds Can Fuck Off
They are nothing more than tiny, flavourless black dots that get EVERYWHERE, and they can all get fucked.