Crime
Guy Who Sits Backwards On Trains Also An Avid Serial Killer
A man who intentionally sits on backward-facing train seats enjoys murdering people in his spare time.
Asshole Clothesline Keeps Spinning Slightly While Man Trying To Hang Jeans
The piece of shit just won’t stay still.
Supermax 2 Set To Be Twice As Super, Three Times As Max
Corrections Minister David Elliot announced yesterday that the new Supermax 2 prison will double the standards of super set by Supermax 1, and triple their standards for max.
Baby Fined for Juggling Chainsaws Without Wearing Appropriate Safety Goggles
Police have fined a Penrith baby $1,269 for neglecting to comply with state chainsaw juggling safety laws. Yesterday afternoon at 2:53pm, police were called the suburb of Penrith in Sydney’s West to investigate reports of…