She’ll let anyone stuff their memo in there.

Local primary school teacher Angela Giles has earned a reputation for herself. Any time a colleague wants to give her something, she seductively asks them to pop it in her pigeon hole.

Her promiscuity is causing quite a stir, with some fellow teachers describing her behaviour as deplorable, and others (mostly male) saying she’s a really fun girl.

“I overheard her talking to Mr Kevins the other day. She was begging him to shove it right in her pigeon hole,” said fellow teacher Gale Huddleson. “The poor man is married with two kids! It’s disgusting.”

Mr Kevins’ account was quite different.

“I’m actually getting divorced, and I’ve always fancied Angela. I asked her to grab my permission slip, but she wanted me to put it somewhere else. How could I say no?”

Rumour has it that just last week she let the principal slide his thick newsletter deep inside her pigeon hole, and apparently she loved it.

When asked to explain herself, Giles was coy.

“Sometimes my hands are busy,” she said with a wink. “Who doesn’t like it in the pigeon hole every now and then?”