Politics
When Is The Royal Wedding And How Can I Get Very Far Away From It?
We bring you the hottest tips for avoiding Harry and Meghan’s special day.
Yeah The Federal Budget Is Great, But Have You Seen Memes?
While I think it’s important to understand the new Federal Budget, looking at memes is WAY more fun.
Macron Apologises For Calling Turnbull’s Wife ‘Delicious’, Actually Meant His Daughter
French President Emmanuel Macron is embarrassed that he directed his lust towards the wrong member of the Turnbull family.
Kim Jong-un Admits He Thought Moon Jae-in was President of the Moon
The peace talks with South Korea are all just an embarrassing misunderstanding, says Mr Kim.
Satan Pleased with Plebiscite Result
Our Hell correspondent has confirmed that the Dark Lord is in good spirits after Australians overwhelmingly voted YES in the gay marriage plebiscite.
Supermax 2 Set To Be Twice As Super, Three Times As Max
Corrections Minister David Elliot announced yesterday that the new Supermax 2 prison will double the standards of super set by Supermax 1, and triple their standards for max.
Australians Excited to Choose Between Rich Guy and the Other One
Polls have shown that the Australian public is looking forward to voting this weekend and are utterly thrilled with their two main options. Saturday 2nd July is voting day for the Australian federal election; a…
11 Great Things To Do Instead Of Joining ISIS
Thinking of shipping off to Syria to become a scum-of-the-earth terrorist? Before you do, make sure you try each one of the things on this list!
North Korea Missile “Just Filming Sweet GoPro Footage”
North Korea has denied they are testing nuclear weaponry, explaining they’re just trying to drop the sickest GoPro mashup of 2016. In an emergency UN consultation held yesterday to discuss the nation’s most recent rocket launch, the North Korean representative Sin…