A Sneak Peek At Tonight’s MKR Episode
Shannon Noll and flaming bitch lady take to the kitchen to hopefully mess up so that we can laugh and enjoy the delicious karma. My Kitchen Rules shocked everyone this year by managing to convince none other…
Shannon Noll and flaming bitch lady take to the kitchen to hopefully mess up so that we can laugh and enjoy the delicious karma. My Kitchen Rules shocked everyone this year by managing to convince none other…
North Korea has denied they are testing nuclear weaponry, explaining they’re just trying to drop the sickest GoPro mashup of 2016. In an emergency UN consultation held yesterday to discuss the nation’s most recent rocket launch, the North Korean representative Sin…
Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has heroically preserved the security and safety of Australia by vowing to send a group of refugees, including 37 babies and 54 children, back to the detention centre on Nauru. Following a decision…
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A video has emerged showing rugby league player Mitchell Pearce disrespecting a woman and pretending to have sex with her dog, soiling the saint-like image commonly associated with rugby league players. On the evening of…
The Queen of England has declared she will be holding Tony Abbott as ransom until Australia promises it will remain loyal to the monarchy. In an unprecedented display of political misconduct and downright athleticism, her Majesty snatched…
Local Sydney man John Peterson has brought his family into disrepute with a shocking lack of footpath stability. The incident occurred at approximately 8:59am Australian Eastern Time, when Peterson was on his way to work in…
Police have fined a Penrith baby $1,269 for neglecting to comply with state chainsaw juggling safety laws. Yesterday afternoon at 2:53pm, police were called the suburb of Penrith in Sydney’s West to investigate reports of…
Unilever brand Dove®, known for their skin, hair and beauty products, have today filed a lawsuit against the 310 known species of bird that fall under the Columbidae family. A spokesperson for the company stated…