They are nothing more than tiny, flavourless black dots that get EVERYWHERE, and they can all get fucked.
A fan of the Canadian pop star has reportedly performed a convincing rendition of Despacito, despite only knowing approximately one of the words.
Photos have emerged showing the Australian artist on LAND, shocking her fans.
Australians are being warned to avoid work for the next 24 hours after reports that a fatal new strain of the disease is in circulation.
Corrections Minister David Elliot announced yesterday that the new Supermax 2 prison will double the standards of super set by Supermax 1, and triple their standards for max.
Following a pattern as old as time itself, local man Bruce Thompson has once again stopped saying “God it’s hot!” and started saying “God it’s cold!”
Polls have shown that the Australian public is looking forward to voting this weekend and are utterly thrilled with their two main options. Saturday 2nd July is voting day for the Australian federal election; a…
Cloudy with a 100% chance of freezing your tits off.
Thinking of shipping off to Syria to become a scum-of-the-earth terrorist? Before you do, make sure you try each one of the things on this list!