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Australia Safe Again Now That 37 Babies Sentenced Back To Nauru

Australia Safe Again Now That 37 Babies Sentenced Back To Nauru

Immigration Minister Peter Dutton has heroically preserved the security and safety of Australia by vowing to send a group of refugees, including 37 babies and 54 children, back to the detention centre on Nauru. Following a decision…

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Queen Elizabeth Kidnaps Tony Abbott

Queen Elizabeth Kidnaps Tony Abbott as Statement Against Australian Republican Movement

The Queen of England has declared she will be holding Tony Abbott as ransom until Australia promises it will remain loyal to the monarchy. In an unprecedented display of political misconduct and downright athleticism, her Majesty snatched…

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